Posts Tagged “Jaguars”

Jags make Bleacher Report top 5 list … for being dumb

By | December 2, 2012

As the Jacksonville Jaguars continue their attempts to dig out from yet another crap pile of a season, at least they’re still being noticed … though, for all the wrong reasons. Bleacher Report’s “Top 5 Dumbest Ideas in NFL History” referred to a Jaguars promotion: “Even then, for a franchise like the Jaguars [one of the worst [...]

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STALKER ALERT: A pack of Jags and maybe a ‘stache

By | April 26, 2012

It’s NFL draft day. As a celebrity stalker, I couldn’t care less about the actual draft and who goes where. What I do care about, however, is where the actual Jaguars players (who are, at the very, least J-list celebs) are going to be. Fifteen players, including Blaine Gabbert and his hair, are scheduled be [...]

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Look-a-locals: Jags’ new owner

By | December 17, 2011

A lot of people think that the Jaguars’ new owner Shahid Khan (who already has his own Wikipedia page, by the way) bears a strong resemblance to Tony Orlando back in the ’70s, and I can’t say that I disagree. The full, manly mustache … the luxurious, feathered hair … the affinity for fancy neckwear… However, [...]

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New Jags owner gets Khan-did

By | December 7, 2011

Until Jacksonville Magazine gets our own hard-hitting interview with new Jags’ owner Shahid Khan (oh, and we will), fans will have to make do with this transcript from a media brief he and Wayne Weaver gave after their meeting with the NFL Finance Committee. In addition to addressing the popularity of his mustache, Khan had [...]

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Yes, we Khan!*

By | December 6, 2011

*And by “we,” I mean, the Jacksonville Jaguars fans—clearly, not the “post-Jack Del Rio” team, who lost to the San Diego Chargers 34-18. (Thanks to Andy Zarka for the soup strainer shots). Apparently, Fred Armisen (as President Obama) was justified in dissing the Jags on Saturday Night Live last weekend (fast-forward to 3:31 for the [...]

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